"I'm Bad"...LL Cool J

"...I'm bad
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I'm like Tyson icin'
I'm a soldier at war
I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin'
I'm bein' sincere
MC's can't win I make 'em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark's fin
Because I'm bad as can be got my voice on wax
Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed...."

So the weekend turned out to be fun, minus a couple of incidents. Friday, I skipped the college group gathering had fit in my afternoon nap. And after, was the man hunt w/ CuteK. We didn’t end up meeting til pretty late that night, so I think it took some pressure off the night. We arrived at a jam packed local bar. Deciding that it was too crowded and the environment was not conducive to meeting people, we headed to the next venue. Unfortunately, while in the midst of CuteK picking me up and deciding where we were headed, WB texted several times and called. In the end, it became a text argument between WB and I. I found myself over irritated with the situation but being a better person than I am normally, I invited him out to meet up with us, which seemed to be the gist of the texts.

When CuteK and I arrived at the 2nd bar, we found a good spot by the bar and ended up talking to several yahoos. Yahoo#1 had to have been quite drunk, as we discussed topics that should never be discussed drunk or sober. Entertaining as it was, I hoped that CuteK would take the lead in the conversation, as it was her who seemed to want to meet the lads that evening. It didn’t occur but for what it was, at least she spoke to someone new. Yahoo#2, wearing some kind of alternative top hat and missing a tooth – apparently from his occupation – travelling around the world doing stunts and such on a bike. I never did receive a reply if the missing tooth was due to the stunt riding or what. Again though, entertaining and I think while I was speaking w/Yahoo#2 – CuteK was speaking to another new lad, so in the end – despite her walking out without any numbers, she had a good time. And as for WB – he never showed up, to which I received a text the next day, advising he had passed out. Thank goodness he was drunk while he was sending the texts.

Sat was the other ‘big’ evening out. With L-Y back, heartbroken and needing entertainment also, she had planned a ‘big’ night out. I met up w/L-Y and her 2 very young friends out at my favorite bar down the street. Staying for a very short time, we headed to the next place so the girls could do shots. Obviously that was not on my agenda, so while I waited outside (as it was strictly business – order, drink and leave), I ran into K*Bliss and her mom. They were in the neighborhood after leaving a comedy show that K*Bliss’s husband was to attend instead of mom, for his b-day. But just like K*Bliss’s husband, true to his crap behavior, decided that attending a friend’s son’s hockey game was more important than going through w/K*Bliss’s plans for his big day – opted out.

It was good to see K*Bliss since I hadn’t seen her since he recent news of expecting a new baby boy. Congratulations, she has built a new house, gotten engaged, married and now expecting all in a year. I can’t wait to see if she’ll try and top the next year, ha. Even so, after shots were completed, the greetings and good bye with K*Bliss and the others were done, we headed to the next place; a b-day party of one of L-Y’s friends.

The b-day party was normal, nothing over the top and fun. The 2 Young’ns headed out early, since they had a b-day party of their own to attend which left L-Y and I headed w/the rest of the b-day party to the next ‘trendy’ locale. L-Y and I stayed for a total of 6 minutes at the trendy club and headed to meet up w/the Young’ns at their party – despite the fact that their friend was turning a 10 decade younger than ourselves, ha.

I’m pretty sure it was the most entertaining part of the evening. With a bar full of college kids, cheap drinks and music, you can only imagine. Though it’s not my scene, I definitely got into it, when a young lad asked what year I was in. My gosh – I was mistaken for a college kid and I luved it! I went with it, explaining where I went and my major – thankfully it was dark, so they were unable to see the wrinkles and age my face very definitely show, ha. As if I wasn’t already riding high from the awesome compliment, I was asked by another young lad – what year I was again and as he carried on about his internship he asked if I had one yet. As a matter of fact, I did have an internship, an internship that has apparently lasted 8 years, ha. By the end of the conversation, I found myself making friends w/the young lads, trying to krump – very unsuccessfully of course and enjoying the very young scene. And yes, I came clean and revealed my actual age, * gasp *.

It had been a fun evening and while L-Y and myself walked back into my place, I discovered that I had left my wallet in the cab. My gosh, how could I do something so silly! Args – the rest of the evening, I called companies to cancel cards and prayed that the wallet would show up. Thankfully, the next day – I received a call – my wallet had been not only found but driven back w/everything in it!!! There are honest people out there! All was well….